For every act of evil, there is an act of beauty. You Can't Change the World, Only Your Attitude Towards It.

Smelly lady in the lift.

I just saw this and it made me smile:

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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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Tao Wow | Daily Cup of Tao

3 comments:

The Rambling Taoist said...

Here's what I want to know: Where does she get her broccoli?

Tao said...

I imagine the very old cheap rotten broccoli gives a riper bouquet :D

The Crow said...

It only goes to show:
Anybody can ride in an elevator.