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Certificate of Enlightenment

Write to me with between zero and 2,000 words and I will certify your enlightenment and provide a certificate of enlightenment from the school of wow. ($138).

The money is non-refundable but if you fail first time you can reapply based on the notes given on your first attempt for $68.

Failure on the 2nd attempt means you have to start over.

You can also pay extra for gold standard enlightenment and diamond. Other levels of enlightenment are on offer for those who progress.


Also for sale are new born stars. You get to own the star and have it named after you. Stars are not cheap and each new born star, named by you, is $10,000 (Massive exclusive discount).

An ideal gift for the baby of certified enlightened parents.

Tao Wow | Daily Cup of Tao

A Daily Cup of Tao

The new blog, that will have a mini post everyday for a year, will be called daily cup of tao.

Posts will arrive daily, automatically. (there, not here)

Tao Wow | Daily Cup of Tao