The money is non-refundable but if you fail first time you can reapply based on the notes given on your first attempt for $68.
Failure on the 2nd attempt means you have to start over.
You can also pay extra for gold standard enlightenment and diamond. Other levels of enlightenment are on offer for those who progress.
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Also for sale are new born stars. You get to own the star and have it named after you. Stars are not cheap and each new born star, named by you, is $10,000 (Massive exclusive discount).
An ideal gift for the baby of certified enlightened parents.
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Tao Wow | Daily Cup of Tao
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8 comments:
What a bargain! What about dogs? Is there a special price for dogs to become certified? I'm fairly sure my Blanche is enlightened. She's got that Om look about her. Maybe it's the floppy ears.
Rip Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got my dog that Certificate and shes still crapping in my rose bush.
Asking for a full refund!!!!
your dog is more Zen that thou
What is this?
Is that your application letter Rizal?
That is just too funny! Still, I worry that there will be some blokes out there that will take this seriously.
Who knows? You may report back next month that you're now a millionaire.
How can I apply for something I cannot buy?
@ The Rambling Taoist: Yes Ta-Wan really gets me. Not that I'm gonna buy, but I thought he went insane and start selling #p
Anyway this is really a magnificent idea. I might use the same thing in case I'm broke :p yes, easy way to be a billionaire :D
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