Smelly lady in the lift.

I just saw this and it made me smile:

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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

3 comments:

  1. The Rambling TaoistMarch 8, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    Here's what I want to know: Where does she get her broccoli?

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  2. Ta-WanMarch 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    I imagine the very old cheap rotten broccoli gives a riper bouquet :D

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  3. The CrowMarch 9, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    It only goes to show:
    Anybody can ride in an elevator.

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